Animal Farm (sex)

It is a sin to fuck a goat,
but he knows he deserved it.
He went off and ate my coat
so I got all perverted.

And then there were the cows
they hung out to watch.
Well that just fucking nasty
So I began to lick their crotch.

Then I hear the piggys squealing
Squealing with delight.
I can't stand the fucking noise
so I fucked them out of spite.

When I finished I saw chickens
laying eggs out in the yard.
My penalty for nesting
is a fucking extra hard.

I wish there was some respect
on display by my livestock
they I wouldn't have to discipline
by giving them my cock.