Crying Baby

Crying baby,
give it a shake.
Crying baby,
drive it in a lake.
Crying baby,
lock it in the car.
Crying baby,
throw it real far.
Crying baby,
drop it on the floor.
Crying baby,
toss out on I4.
Crying baby,
drown it in the tub.
Crying baby,
put it in the dump.
It's a good thing
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