Facebook Slut

Dear slutty girl on facebook,
thank you for the pics.
your lack of self-respect
is pleasing our dicks

Keep your skirts up high
and your dignity down low
take all the cocks you want
in between hits of blow.

Your hot friends all have AIDS
but we are willing to forget
when you tag them in photos
that show off their tits.

You relationship status is always
changing like the tides
and your "interested in" is open
as wide as your thighs.

You must be going for lawyer
or a brain suregon
cause your college info's unchanged
since 2001.

You status just tells us drinks
or how late that you were up
and your wall to wall posts
are just talking about the club.

But that doesn't deter us
cause now we know where your at
We will be in the corner of the bar,
jerking off our our hats