Jobs

Beat your wife?
Train for cop.
Like blow jobs?
Learn to rock.

Like boys?
Start a church.
Enjoy corruption?
Put country first.

Want herpes?
Strip at a club.
Enjoy taxis?
Blow shit up.

Don't like sex?
Get an Xbox.
Never heard of sex?
Manage Gamestop.

Enjoy steroids?
Pick up a bat.
Kill your wife?
Try runningback.

Love money?
Become a Jew.
Hate blacks, babies, gays, fairness, fun, freedom, porn, and the world?
Anchor Fox News.